Fordy’s Coconut Shy
Mon 25th Jul 2005. Posted by Bryan Davis.
Fordy’s Coconut Shy
We had tremendous fun converting Fordy’s mute stand into a Coconut Shy. Here it is in all it’s glory - only £1 for 3 throws!!!
I haven’t had such a laugh in ages as tonights show which we performed with our full equipment on stage for the first time - all the normal stuff plus 4 coconuts!!! Well done to Andy Cuss for his help in printing out the sign and finding a couple of the coconuts - truly a job well done. Well done to Fordy for being such a good sport about it!!!

July 27th, 2005 at 2:51 pm
Did Cussy try knocking one off with his piss?
Shit it could have killed someone in the front row!!!!!!
July 27th, 2005 at 3:57 pm
I’d normally feel compelled to edit that for language but I can’t - I’m chuckling too hard….
August 1st, 2005 at 10:16 am
Here’s my fave joke at the mo……………..
The horn section of a jazz combo was on the way to a gig and were

killed in a tragic car accident. When they arrived in heaven, God
personally greeted them at the front gate and asked each of them who
they were and what they did on earth.
The first person said:
I was a tenor sax player and I made people happy with my wonderful
music.
the second person said:
I was a trombone player and I taught people the love of music.
The third person said:
I was a trumpet player and I believe you are sitting in my chair.