Have You Seen This Man?
Fri 14th Apr 2006. Posted by Bryan Davis.
You are warned to be on the lookout for this man; Michael Neilson.
He has recently been sighted at Birmingham’s Alexandra Theatre and in the West End of London, masquerading as the late singer/comedian Dean Martin. It is rumoured that he is on the move and may shortly appear in any of the following cities: Limerick, Cork, Blackpool, Bath, Manchester…
Do not approach Mr Neilson if you see him. If you do come into contact with him do not, under any circumstances, laugh at his jokes. This will only encourage him.
You have been warned!
April 21st, 2006 at 7:59 pm
Oh God No, Please not him again. He makes me vomit! Just look at that face.
I AM APPALLED that he has been let out (of the West End) at all!! God help us all, every one of us.
Not to mention that he’s shrinking in his old age! Just look at the size of that half-pint glass.
May 8th, 2006 at 2:35 pm
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